Quote of the Day, part XLIV

Me, during Family Home Evening: "How can we repent of 'persecuting your brother'?"
William: "Pick me! I just barely did it!"

Jacob, when I showed him the twin coverlet I had purchased for his bed right before we moved:
"I like that. Whoa, wait! Are we really going to get beds that big?"
Me, thinking that this boy has been sleeping on a camping cot on the floor for entirely too long.
This move didn't come a day too early!

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

The Good Wife's Guide

My new mission statement (borrowed from my sister Rivka's blog):
Found in:I love that it says, "She has the courge to be happy..." Reminds me of what my dad said all the time growing up: that nobody makes you mad or happy, only more or less inclined to be the way you've already decided to be. The Good Wife's Guide in its entirety you will find on Rivka's blog. It's a great read and I second everything my sister says!

Monday, August 10, 2009

I love to sleep with my baby. I love to feel her little twitchies and hear her soft baby snore and to smell her flowery milky scent. And I love how she curls up into my side and twists and twines her gummy fingers and toes around my pjs. This morning however, I woke up feeling especially warm and moist and sticky and ooie, like I had spent the night snuggling a giant sucked on jelly bean. I laughed as the thought struck me because it's such a precise description!

The Jungle V.I.P.

Isaac has requested to be known henceforth as Old King Louie.
Speaking of, we were at the park for a picnic lunch on Saturday. Nearby a bunch of Hispanic boys were playing a game of basketball. After a particularly poor shot I heard one of them yell, "Geez, Luis!" The kid's name really was Luis. I laughed.

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

You Do Beat All, Ann(i)e

Marilla, again. I came across this picture of me Halloween 2003. I was a "mother of three." I wonder what my mom's "mother of 10" costume would look like. Yikes.

Oh, Stuff and Nonsense!

I just watched Anne of Green Gables with the kiddos, hence the title of this post. I love how Marilla says that every other line. I'm going to start saying this to my kids.

Jacob's latest Pinewood Derby Car. It barely missed first place in the "freestyle" race to the ambulance, fittingly enough (which weighed about as much as the kid who made it).
As I tidied the books I turned around to find myself surrounded by reverent knights. I made the mistake of asking if they were young squires. Jake rolled his eyes, "Mom! Does it look like we're wearing tights? Really!"
Later I found battle pictures on my camera. There are about 20 of these pictures with varied weaponry, so I picked one for you.It was so much fun the others wanted to join in. They couldn't find a belt small enough to fit Jimmy's girth, so he got masking tape. Clara, of course, used it as an excuse to make a fashion statement.
I'm sure I'm related to these people somehow. I hope so anyway. Until we know for sure we'll just call them Uncle Buck and affectionate Aunt Trixie. (Mystery solved by my ever reliable father. Look in the comments for the lo-down.) An old one I found at the bottom of the diaper bag: Our little three-person family shortly after arriving in Iowa for dental school. Do you remember these, Carrie? Your mom was so sweet to take them! I love Michael's smile--the smile of the innocent about to enter the realm of hell. Like the baby cooing to the nice nurse before she brutally administers the shots; like the 4-H lamb gleefully parading around the ring at fair time as people call out how much they'd like to pay per pound of his flesh; like Istefan the turkey given a trail of grain to lure him to the chopping block where a dull knife awaits.... Ahem, time to move on."Excuse me, do I have something on my face?" He really had just asked me that. Isaac dressed James this morning to be helpful. I couldn't tell if he was a'comin or a'goin. And because I promised you, Rivka. Here's a video of Baby James (as he will ever be known to me) and Baby Audrey. I had just changed their diapers and they were lingering to chat with one another. If that girl had a fan club James would be prez! I'm not sure why my voice sounds like I've just inhaled a large balloon's worth of helium. Ignore it.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Hydrangeas

I think this lovely flower needs a prettier name. "Hydrangea" sounds like a part in an engine. How about something like "Flowering Audreyanna"? Mmm, that's better. (Of course, the Latin name would be Luteus diasprum olfactorius, as in Smelly yellow diaper, as in I'd better go now...)$10,000 to the lucky person who can use their investigative powers to guess where I got this little bouquet sitting on my kitchen table, to be awarded in increments of 10c monthly. If I remember.

Friday, July 24, 2009

Girls

How I love my two girlies. A little something about each of them:
While driving through our neighborhood one day Clara Megsie-pooh spotted a little boy riding his bike. "What! What's he doing riding a two-wheeler? He's younger than I am!" she said indignantly. We came home from our errands and I went upstairs to take care of Audrey. Jake, who was up chatting with me, happened to look out the window and exclaimed, "No way! Mom! Look at Clara!" There was the Megster zipping up and down the street with no training wheels. I ran out to watch her and she sped by with the biggest grin you've ever seen. Upon coming home she had immediately gone to Michael's tool box and found herself an allen wrench that fit the bolt, took off those training wheels, and hopped on her bike for her first ride on a true two-wheeler--all while I was changing a diaper!
She drives me nuts sometimes, but oh how I admire this little girl!

The other day I was doing my chores when I suddenly heard Audrey upstairs screaming bloody murder. I ran up the stairs thinking someone had knocked her off the bed or dropped something large onto her. As I entered the room a quick look confirmed she was on the bed and no one else was in there. What could be causing this screaming of pain? I ran to her and the laughed out loud. She had the meanest death grip on her own cheek, and the more she screamed the harder she squeezed. I pried off her little hand and she immediately stopped crying and smiled at me, showing her sweet dimple in the middle of a very red cheek.

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Chicken Update

The process:Figuring out how to make a floor and frame. (For all you folks who actually know how to do this stuff, please don't cringe too much. This is what's known as an internet/library crash course in building!)
I got lots of comments from concerned neighbors on whether or not I should be building things at 9+ months pregnant. What do they expect me to do, sit around?
Ready for walls, roof and nesting boxes.
Adam took a moment from mission preparations to come visit and help with any projects around the house. Yes, I had projects for him! The roof was one thing I didn't think I could do safely, so the Boose obliged.

Nearly finished. Michael was in charge of the pen. Big job, and he tackled it with all the precision of an endodontist!

Isaac showing us how the nesting boxes work. He especially loved those.Fairly completed chicken coop. Just had to do the trim and paint. Some day I'll get to that. But for now it works. We know this because...

... we got our first egg! Our little chickies, Henwyn, Torchik (layer of prized egg, in Clara's arms), Cinnamon, Buckbeak (in Isaac's) and Snowball (in Jake's) seem quite happy with the loving abuse they receive.

Eden

I'm pretty sure we live in the distant west wing of the Garden of Eden. I love living in Oregon and I'm more than happy to deal with the rain when this is the reward. Below is some of the bounty we've harvested over this last week, all straight from their plants (minus the canary melon. We bought that from the farmers market).
We went cherry picking yesterday. There were two huge ladders which Michael and I used. The kids just climbed the trees and were usually higher than us. After warning Jacob to be careful he said, "Ha! Me be careful? Remember when we went picking when you were pregnant with James and the lady said that she didn't want you on a ladder because you were pregnant so instead you just climbed the trees with us to get the cherries?" Yep. I remember. That was fun!
As we shucked corn at the local farmers market this last week Clara came across one with a caterpillar knawing it's way through. The lady next to us cringed at it, but my kids acted like it was Christmas! Everyone abandoned their cobs to have a look at Clara's new pet, then vigorously resumed their shucking in the hopes that theirs would turn up a caterpillar too. She kept that caterpillar three days waiting for it to turn into a butterfly until Jacob, in a fit of meanness, fed it to Torchik the chicken.
I love good ripe fresh strawberries. They're my second favorite fruit next to wild Oregon blackberries.


I've decided that personalities can be categorized either by the color code, or by how one approaches blueberry picking. For instance, we went picking last week (wish it could have been in your field, Miriam!) and it was interesting for me to see how each of my children went about the task. Jacob picked with supreme focus until he decided that we had plenty of berries, then he took James by the hand and they went from row to row sampling the berries to see which was the very best variety. I had told the kids (after the woman in charge told them to eat as many as they wanted) that they could eat one for every 10 they picked, and that they couldn't eat any out of their bowls, it must be from the bush. Isaac counted every berry he picked until he hit 1000. Then he camped himself under the most loaded bush he could find and leisurely ate 100 blueberries. Clara filled her bowl then hid under a bush and ate the entire contents. Then she'd reappear and fill the bowl, then disappear and eat, and so on. William picked four berries (because "he's four") then spent the rest of his time making spider traps. James just smiled and made friends with everybody there. I had about seven adoption offers by the time we were done. Audrey slept in the shade of a large bush, and I thought to myself that if ever something happened to my dear husband, I would make a living picking blueberries and cherries. (For some reason Michael doesn't think that would cut it.)

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Google Images

Carrie once recommended Googling yourself to see what comes up. Apparently Anna Allen is a meteorologist, a general practitioner in Georgia, and there are about a zillion Facebook accounts under that name (all Danish ones for Anna Mikkelsen). Michael Allen is an endodontist, a golfer, a company... Our names are not distinctive enough to be terribly interesting like your's, Carrie. BUT, have you ever Googled your name in images?

Michael J. Allen Or Michael J. Allen Fox, which ever...


Or Michael J. Allen Not-Fox.

Michael Allen, jack of all trades.














Does M. A. have a last name I don't know about? Suspicious.

This is when Michael Allen broke a finger in church rugby...

This is the Michael J. Allen I married. Besides that I won't divulge any secrets.

Poor poor Michael J. Allen. Beloved Son, Brother and, might I add, Husband and Father.


Anna K. (Mikkelsen) Allen
Anna Mikkelsen, cute and perky at her Wilsonville Elementary girl's bathroom sink.

Anna Mikkelsen, the rebel short-hair days, edited. You're welcome.
This reminds me of the fact that when Michael starts affectionately calling me "his little German frau," it's time to shave. Therefore, this picture shall be entitled "Anna Allen, little German frau creepily morphing into Rabbit."


Anna Allen, first African American bus driver from Tacoma, WA. Thank you very much.

I'd like to know who exactly is getting the prize here. The dogs or midget Anna Mikkelsen?

 
Anna Allen. The later years.
"When Macbeth asks a physician:

'Canst thou not minister to a mind diseased,
Pluck from the memory a rooted sorrow,
Raze out the written troubles of the brain,
And with some sweet oblivious antidote
Cleanse the stuffed bosom of that perilous stuff
Which weighs upon the hea'rt?

The physician replies laconically:

Therein the patient
Must minister to himself.

Every day, several patients ask me Macbeth's question with regard to themselves--in less elevated language, to be sure--and they expect a postive answer: but four centuries before neurochemistry was even thought of, and before any of the touted advances in neurosciences that allegedly gave us a new and better understanding of ourselves, Shakespeare knew something that we are increasingly loath to acknowlege. There is no technical fix for the problems of humanity."

--Dr. Dalrymple (stolen from my dad's blog)

I find that a good remedy to inward ailing is to go out and do yard work. Or better yet, do someone else's.

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Our Littlest Angel

For those of you who keep asking about Audrey's newborn photoshoot, I know this post is a month late. You could say I've been preoccupied! But, at long last, here are the products of that sweet experience. A dear friend who, conveniently, happens to be a fantastic photographer, offered to take Audrey's newborn pictures for us. She met us at the hospital just hours after the blessed event and took these precious photos. As I upload them, I just can't believe how much this little lady has already changed and grown. You may not even recognize her! I know I don't!


Enjoy!