Quote of the Day, part XLIV

Me, during Family Home Evening: "How can we repent of 'persecuting your brother'?"
William: "Pick me! I just barely did it!"

Jacob, when I showed him the twin coverlet I had purchased for his bed right before we moved:
"I like that. Whoa, wait! Are we really going to get beds that big?"
Me, thinking that this boy has been sleeping on a camping cot on the floor for entirely too long.
This move didn't come a day too early!

Saturday, March 12, 2011

Sleep

Will said he only wanted a banana for lunch.  I gave him the banana, we said prayers, then I finished making the pb/js.  By the time I had trotted over to the table to serve the other midgets, this is how much he had eaten:
"Will?  Willy, are you there?"
So I carried him bed.  Jimmer (as he is now called by his brothers) and Audrey finished up and I sent them up to bed.  I tidied up from lunch then went to check on them.  Apparently, this one couldn't summon the strength to get all the way there.

And finally, Michael saw this picture that Clara took of her sister and said, "Yikes, isn't that that possessed doll from those horror movies?"

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Conversation

Shortly after Christmas, a conversation with a friend went something like this:

Friend:  "How was your Christmas?"
Me:  "It was actually a pretty stressful season for me this time around."
Friend:  "Yeah, I noticed you didn't get to the Christmas cards this year."
Me:  "Nope.  I got half-way there, then devoted the rest of my Christmas card making time to a nervous breakdown instead."
Friend:  "I'm sorry to hear it.  We were all waiting on pins an needles for the announcement of another Allen.  It's about time, isn't it?"
Me:  "Well, let me announce it over the phone then..."

May I introduce Heidi, the 1 1/2 yr old greyhound/collie (technically a lurcher).

How is Seamus the guard cat with her?  He was tentative at first, but quickly warmed to the benefits of a friend with a penchant for cat food.  This works because he prefers dog food.

How have the kids responded to the added work of feeding, and caring for a dog?
They have embraced it.  Half the blanket closet was lining her bed the first night.  We've since had a little talk about the role of fur...

How has she responded to six lively kids having never had exposure to children before?
 No problems.  I think we struck it rich with this girl.

Friend:  "Was she the cause of your nervous breakdown?"
Me:  "Ironically no.  She was the result."

Monday, January 17, 2011

Organic

This little quatrain has become a household favorite thanks to Jacob, especially when our old tree is favoring us with her autumn abundance:

Wormy apples at the grocery
Used to make consumers panic.
Now they sell at twice the price
'Cause wormy apples are organic!

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Breaking News

Who would'a thought?  While I was gallivanting around with me kiddos in the relative sunshine, 130 miles north folks were seeing this...

Not long after that they were seeing this...
and then...

Twister rips up homes,
cars — in Oregon
AUMSVILLE, Ore. — A rare tornado struck the town of Aumsville on Tuesday, tearing roofs off buildings, hurling objects into vehicles and homes and uprooting trees.

The heaviest damage seemed to be in the central part of this town of 3,560 people located 45 miles south of Portland. Twisters are rare in this part of the country — just three others have touched down in the region over the last decade.
"We saw a trampoline fly over a church. It was like the Wizard of Oz," said Gara Adams, who works at Neufeldt's Restaurant on Main Street in Aumsville.

Hills said people in her office listened as "the loudest hail I've ever heard" pounded the roof of the building. Then, a funnel cloud appeared and debris ripped from the roofs of houses began to fly toward downtown.
For resident Stefania McCully, it was simply huge. "It sounded extremely loud outside," she told KGW. "My lights started to flicker and I opened the blinds and I saw the huge tornado behind my back yard. The sucker was probably three times as big and up to the sky. It's just creepy, the thing was so big ... I'm just a little frazzled."

And all while we were harvesting Guatemalan cocoa beans at Jake's and Isaac's school.  You just never know.

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Strife

"Awe, don't you just love love?"  Name that movie...
A note I found on my bed after realizing that Isaac was MIA.  Never to worry, he reappeared shortly afterward to see if I had gotten the note and to check if Jake was still here, spotted lunch preparations, and decided it wasn't worth it to be homeless. 

I remember running away when I was about 7.  I made myself a sack dinner of pears and saltines and escaped to our neighbor's treehouse in the back woods.  I ate all my food, got creeped by snapping twigs and wind whistling around the fort, and snuck home by dusk (dignity intact because I did not leave a note).  I jumped on the trampoline for a little while, then climbed into my window and went to bed.  Nobody even knew I was gone.  Oh well.

Friday, November 26, 2010

Guatever!

Nothing says bratty disrespect more than ...
 

We took a trip to Mesoamerica with my older brother Jeff, his wife Poppy and their daughter Madison, as they went to pick up their sister missionary at the end of her mission in Guatemala.  Anna, Jacob and I had little idea what adventures were waiting for us . . . and Go Cougs.

Our first night was spent at the temple visitor housing in Guatemala City.  We were told not to walk on any floors with bare feet.  Guatever.  Somehow we made it without any worms... that I know of...at least not yet.  Not the first Temple to be dedicated in Guatemala City (2 Nephi 5:16).

Anna, always the charmer, had these little wood-wittlers eating out of her hand, or was it the other way around?  For 10 quetzales (~$1.25) each she made quick friends with them, and my brother Jeff took and developed instant pictures for them.  They were delighted with the technology and with their pictures.  Anna and Jake played a game of soccer with them and one boy even gave her a free wood key-chain at the end because he said she was his friend.  What a heart-breaker.

Tikal is one of the most well-known and spectacular of the Mayan ruins in Mesoamerica.  Deep in the jungle we climbed temples hundreds of feet high, thousands of years old and were awestruck at their architectual and astrological knowledge and ability. It would have been cool enough just to have seen the angry howler monkeys scream at each other, colorful toucans fly overhead and crocodiles swim just feet away.  At one point directly between two temples in the main plaza a hand clap would produce an echo that sounded just like the call of a Quetzal bird (a revered animal to them back then and today).  How did they do that?

 The flintstones had nothing on these folks.  Here the
Allen family is enjoying a couch in an aristocratic home. Yabadabadoo!

Some fruit slushies hit the spot after a day in the jungle.

Anna accentuating her very fine facial features outside because of the better lighting.  She thinks she needs makeup: Guatever. 

I still don't understand how this works better than slinging something over your back, but it has worked for these folks for centuries, so Guat.... just kidding.  Pretty impressive.

What's not to love about walking through a local market: the sights, the smells, and sounds.  Ancient Mayans did not use coinage for currency, rather they had a system of weights whereby they measured to trade things with, much as described in Alma.  Here they still measure their goods even though they now use currency.

The pineapple was oh so tasty...

 ...and Jorge was glad that we enjoyed it so much.

Traditional dress, and yes, there is a little sleeping toddler on her back.

The views were spectacular.  A large part of our travels were on and around mountains.  For the record Jacob did not say "Guatever" once, although he is once en espanol.  Guatever.

One of the "prettiest spots" in Guatemala is a land bridge called Semuc Champey.  Here the raging river dives underground for a couple miles and over the top of it is a bridge of land covered by serene and tropical pools and small falls.  It was beautiful and we enjoyed the water.  Of course there is spiritual symbolism to be seen everywhere: 
Isaiah provides such imagery when referring to the Savior as the peaceful life-giving waters of Shiloah,
versus the raging waters of Assyria (or the world) that bring death and destruction. (Isaiah 8:6-7) If you fall in here, we'll see you in the next life.  The guard has a whistle he blows at you if you get too close...trust me, I know.

This active volcano, Volcan Pacaya, which had errupted and caused considerable damage in May, was a fun climb. Literally skiing down the loose pummice may have been the best part.

Jacob made a friend on a boat ride across Lago Atitlan (thought to be the waters of Mormon by many LDS archeologists).  But I digress.  This traditionally dressed gentleman, Fidel Mendoza Perez, was friendly and commented on what a handsome boy Jacob was, he then petted his fuzzy blonde dome as if to punctuate his compliment.  Jacob, not quite knowing what to do and not knowing very many words to do it with, smiled sweetly and said "Gracias."  Classic.  It still makes me chuckle everytime I think about it.

Jake and I had to get in and swim the Waters of Mormon with the Vulcan de Agua in the background.  Anna was good to watch our stuff and just wade and take pictures.  Easy to see why Alma said that this place was beautiful, made even more so by the beautiful experience that was had here thousands of years ago.

Mi bonita esposa. 

Lots of good teaching, and bonding moments.
 A very cool kid at Lake Atitlan.

Jacob preparing the next human sacrifice on an alter at Iximche--the relatively young ruins of the City of Corn, who were able to keep the Spanish at bay for a few years before being defeated.

Eating with Olga and her familia.  Pass the pepto and the frioles negro, por favor.
or, pollo y tortillas in the home of amigos in Panzos.

Antigua is one of the oldest cities in Mesoamerica.  Here in the ancient community laundry each stone basin drains into the sewer system.   

More old buildings in Antigua.


In Guatemala City there is an archeological site dating back to 600 BC called Kaminal Juyu.  Most of it has been destroyed by modern construction but it is thought to be the City of Nephi.  One very important structure is curiously rectangular instead of a pyramid.  After establishing the City of Nephi, Nephi built a temple after the manner of Solomon, which was rectangular in shape.  The date is right, the shape is right and the location works.  Could it be?  We'd like to think so. 

Our accomodations with a wonderful LDS family in San Lucas.  If anyone is interested in an excellent Book of Mormon tour guide in Guatemala we can't recommend Sergio Navas highly enough.


Finally the trip comes to an end and we get to go home and be reunited with the other kiddos.  Thanks to everyone involved who allowed this trip to happen.  If this bored you to tears because of the lengthy travelog, better here than over the pulpit or....Guatever.