Me: "James, what is all that doing in your bedroom?"
Jims: "I don't know. It seemed like fun."
Me: "It's not gatorade though, is it?"
Jims: "Nope. I don't think you should drink it. Or anybody really. Except maybe Isaac."
Me: "That's mean. Get rid of it."
Jims: "What?! But that was a lot of hard work! Besides, it's convenient since the bathroom is all the way across the hall from my bedroom."
Me: "That's about 6 feet. I don't feel sorry for you. It's also a health hazard so please get rid of it."
Jims: "Okay." [mumbles when he thinks I can't hear: "Sheesh! This is a waste!"]
...Ironic.

1 comment:
Seriously Anna?! I bet that WAS a lot of hard work! Let him keep it!!!! Boys are the grossest! Seriously, growinign up with all girls, I had NO idea they could be as gross as they are. They surprise me everyday with their grossness. Uh, I don't recognize a single kid in your sidebar. Where are your sweet tiny little kids????
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