"Concubine."
"What is that?"
"Let's talk about it later."
More reading. "Mom, what does this say?"
"Harlot."
"What's that?"
"Later."
More reading. "Mom, what does this say?"
"Abomination. Later."
"Mom, what is this one?"
"Whoredom. Will, let's stop reading for now."
Grandma was correct when she said it is a great tragedy that William should grow up. By the way, if this cucumber slice was found at the scene of a crime, whose dental records do you think it would match?
2 comments:
Dan and I both got a good laugh about this one. You should really write a book you know!
How was your trip? I need to call so I can hear all about it.
This could have been straight out of my mom's hilarious "Especially for Mormons" books. We used to read the humor sections in those and laugh and laugh. What a great story! (You do realize that you need to publish your blog into a family history book for your posterity, right?)
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